Fuctionary

 For those of you who want to expand your fuckabulary, it’s time again to update the fuctionary.

Fackathalon—sex employing at least 10 different positions

Fuckathon—in bed for 24 hours to raise money for your favorite charity

Fucovid-19—a sexually transmitted virus

Fuckonomics—the study of the financial impact of the commercial sex trade

Fuckulista—someone who uses sex as a weapon

Fucklioconditis—a debilitating disease that comes from too much sexual activity

Fuckmouth—someone who can’t make a sentence without the word “fuck” in it

Pofucketry—poetry that uses the word fuck

Flucky—got lucky on the first date