New funeral options
THE THONG FUNERAL: So you spent your whole life crafting a beautiful body. Why cover it up duringthe open casket viewing? Dressed in a tasteful thong of your choosing, you can be seen at your best and celebrate your body achievement.
THE SPORTS FUNERAL: You loved sports. You loved celebrity sneakers. You were a Nike fanatic. Once you are cremated, your cremains will be placed in your favorite pair of sneakers, which will then be plastic coated for permanence.
THE BIG EGO FUNERAL: During your life you needed to let everyone know how important and how wealthy you were. Now you can choose a specially made casket completely covered in $100 bills. Let the mourners know what you stood for, even at the very end. Make that last statement of wealth.
THE TATTOO FUNERAL: Your entire life you invested in decorating your skin with rich tattoo imagery. You couldn’t stop until death stopped you. Let your mourners finally see the full picture. You will be skinned, your skin will be tanned and turned into a beautiful cloth to cover your casket.
THE HOME FURNISHING FUNERAL: As you prepare to move into a senior living setting, you wonder what to do with all your extra furniture. This funeral option turns your that furniture into your coffin. Our expert carpenters help you be at home in your home for eternity.
THE OSCARS FUNERAL: Rent the glamorous outfits worn by your favorite movie stars. Be dressed up in them in the open casket. Look like the striking figure you always dreamed you could be.
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