Overheard at a cicada zoom meeting
C1: After 17 years it feels great flying around in the breeze.
C2: You’re lucky, man. I was flying and I was really horny, and some little girl grabs me and puts me in a jar.
C3: We don’t learn to swim in the ground. So I fall into this damn birdbath and I’m swimming for my life.
C4: That’s nothing, bro. I was crawling up a kitchen window and I looked in and saw Jack and his whole family being fried up in a pan.
C5: My girlfriend and I were about to make it happen when we got stepped on. Ouch, bent my wings.
C6: Guys, I got you all beat. I emerge after 17 years, feel the freedom, and my ass falls off.
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