The governor of Alabama is the latest in a long string of
celebrities and politicians whose extra-marital affairs have ended in disaster.
Such men need help. How about a national campaign aimed at education and prevention?
Let me help by suggesting some campaign slogans.
Zip your pants before you dance.
It’s not love, it’s just testosterone.
Erections can kill.
Forget it. You’ll never be 17 again.
Real men aren’t dickheads.
Be careful where it goes ‘cause everybody knows.
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