Jumping on the Trump family bandwagon

I'm just going to jump on the Trump family bandwagon. For my next opening I'll fly in my personal masseuse to relax me. I'll call my favorite personal designer to create me an outfit that is trendy and edgy but not too showy. I'll get my personal barber to help me decide whether to go bald or one-eight inch. And, of course, as a nod to the ladies, I'll wear my new unisex alligator boots. Can't wait.