I recently “came out” as a penis in the cosmic absurdity blog.
Since then, other penises, holding their heads high, came out too. I wanted to
share some of their comments.
“Man, what you wrote was cool. But I knew right away you
were white. Still it motivated me to write. That “black means big” thing is
demeaning. If I had 9 or 10 inches, man I couldn’t even pick that thing up.
Another thing. Making love all night long is exhausting, and you miss work the
next day and walk funny.”
--Black is beautiful
“Man, you are one conservative dick. Probably of the
Catholic persuasion. My owner is a pleasure machine, and I’m the energy source.
I travel to all kinds of exotic places, but I never stick my head where it
doesn’t belong. Best of all, I’m reliable.”
--Sex pistol
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