Bill: Have you heard about global warming?
Mary: Yes, just the other day I went out and bought some new summer outfits.
Mary: Why don't we have sex any more?
Bill: Define sex.
Bill: What did your mother say about the loan?
Mary: She said I should have married a doctor.
Mary: My mother said next time we come over to be sure to bring the dog.
Bill: Did she mention me at all?
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