Saturday, January 16, 2016

Bill and Mary

Bill: Have you heard about global warming?

Mary: Yes, just the other day I went out and bought some new summer outfits.


Mary: Why don't we have sex any more?

Bill: Define sex.


Bill: What did your mother say about the loan?

Mary: She said I should have married a doctor.


Mary: My mother said next time we come over to be sure to bring the dog.

Bill: Did she mention me at all?

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