As always, the Disney corporation is ahead of the curve in anticipating the needs of the American public with its newest venture, the Disney Death Cruise.
As your loved ones near death, why spend tens of thousands of dollars keeping them drugged in old people warehouses called nursing homes where the smell of impending death is everywhere? Now for less than $2000 a month, your loved one can spend their remaining time one earth cruising the sea. Fresh air, good food and contagiously happy Disney characters abound.
Just imagine, no doctors or nurses or surly attendants. Breakfast with Pluto and Donald Duck, oral sex from Cinderella and Prince Charming, a push around the deck by Pocahontas and more.
When death comes in this happy world, they are bundled up and sent splashing happily into the sea by Captain Hook and Wendy. Ariel and Nemo wave a final good bye. Tinker Bell arrives at your door with a keepsake memory book of this ultimate travel adventure.
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