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Because of Donald Trump's remarks about Mexicans, members of the International Union of Hair Stylists will no longer provide the Trump comb over as an option to clients.

Tattoo artists in South Carolina have noticed a spike in requests for the Confederate flag to be tattooed on client's rear ends. Said one recipient, "I can't imagine a better place for it."

An Alabama man showed up at the local Justice of the Peace with his sheep asking to be issued a marriage license. "We really love one another," he said, " and we just want to make it legal."