Sunday, February 22, 2015

Valentine’s Day at the Waxahatchie Walmart

-->


-Big Bobby, didn’t we agree that Valentine’s Day would be for us to get just what we wanted?
-We did, Verlene. We did.
So why don’t you go get that gun you wanted. And some bullets, too.
-What about the kids, Verlene? What about the kids?
-They’s too young to be interested in guns.
-I’ll do it, Verlene. I’ll do it. What are you going to get?
-I want a ThighMaster. I know how you like to spend time down there.
-I do, Verlene. I really do.
-That reminds me of the gun you already got. With five kids, I know it sure does shoot straight and true.
-You’re right, Verlene. You’re for certain right.

No comments: