Thursday, December 18, 2014

My Christmas List

Eyelash reweaving
Pectoral implants
A gold Rolex watch
Calvin Klein underwear with my initials embroidered on the front
A Cadillac Escalade with front and rear TVs
A home theater with recliner massage seats
A pair of soft, black calf leather pants
An avocado facial and spa day
A fruit of the month membership
A year's supply of Omaha steaks
And peace for all human beings on earth

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