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 New for a better you:

LOVE NAILS
Have miniature portraits of your family and pets painted on your nails. Your loved ones always at your fingertips. Call 1-800-MYNAILS today.

NUDIST PREP
This workshop readies your body and psyche for a glorious arrival at your first nudist colony.
Call 1-800-NAKEDME today.

PET RESURRECTED
Sad at the death of your beloved pet? Let us convert your cherished pet into a robotic reminder of your time together.
Call 1-800-PETPALS today

SOCIAL MEDIA PLAYBOOK
Boring and bland, but still dreaming of life as a social media influencer?
Enroll in our program to help you reach your goal with workshops on fashion, hair styles, social media lingo and posturing. We will even help you design a personalized dance move.
Call 1-800-MEDIAME today.

HOME SEX TAPES
Planning to make your own home sex tapes and wanting TV media quality?
We will provide an intimacy coach, a lighting designer and a videographer to bring out your most erotic selves. Call 1-800-SEXTAPE today.