Sunday, September 12, 2021

Wonder Pill

 Hello. I’m wearing a white lab coat so you think I’m a real doctor. But I want to tell you about a new medical breakthrough. It’s called Wonder Pill, and it has been clinically proven to ease the symptoms of TD, ED, VD, MS, LS, PS, PTSD, RSVP, MLNOP, restless leg syndrome, restless eye syndrome, toenail fungus, hemorrhoids, depression, regression and male pattern baldness.

Side effects include male pattern baldness, exploding lungs, swelling in the knees, hips, buttocks and shoulders, nausea, vomiting, uncontrolled anger, kicking your dog, fuzzy math and fainting.

Ask your doctor about Wonder Pill today.


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