Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Valentine's gift giving for women

Of course gender equality means that Valentine's Day isn't for the ladies to receive the love. So ladies, here are some suggestions for Valentine's giving.

1.   You buy the roses and candy and show up at his office with them.

2.   On Valentine's Day morning, while you're both still in bed, make a grand gesture of tearing up the       latest honey-do list.

3.   Turn nagging for a week into gentle persuasion.

4.   Suggest that you both agree to spend no money on one another on Valentine's Day.

4.   Pick up all his dirty clothes from the floor on Valentine's Day and smile about it.

5.   Let him pick a day which is totally devoted to sports.

6.   Go to a mindless action-adventure movie with him.

7.   Tape "I love you" on every article of clothing he'll wear that day.

8.   Call up his mother, and tell her you love her.

9.   Dress and act like a 50's housewife when he gets home from work.

10.  For the entire day, tell him only positive things about himself.

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