Thought for the day

Is it possible to build an economy based on people's needs and not people's wants?

Thought for the day

Dig down deep. You'll meet someone you've never met before.

Some of my favorite new bands

A Hundred Dollars a Barrel

The Nipple Rings

Serbian Liposuction Express

Neither Here Nor There

Mayonnaise on Rye Bread

Not My Mother’s Boyfriend

Galactic Whoremongers

Body Image Repair Kit

Leaning toward Self-oblivion

Peanut Envy

Thought for the day

When we are smug, complacent, bored or arrogant, we should ask ourselves if tribal societies have any wisdom for us.

Thought for the day

Doubt is prayer.

Thought for the day

Look in the mirror, but let that mirror be the face of someone who truly loves you.

Thought for the day

God often chuckles.

Thought for the day

Deep art emerges from deep humanity.

Thought for the day

Play and work can be the same thing. Watch a child.

Thought for the day

Love art for what it does, not for what it looks like.

Thought for the day

Power takes.
Love gives.

Thought for the day

We all have hidden lives, which are not built only on the unspoken and the unspeakable in us. There are memories submerged, re-imagined and masquerading as reality. There are smells and sounds and tastes and touches that bob on the surface and only allude to what lay deep . There are the experiences of childhood for which there was not yet the language to begin to build memories. There are the things said to us and done to us that take root, spread in us even as we forget them, and flower in our actions.

We are forever mysteries to ourselves, never to be solved, no matter how many clues are given in what we say or do.

Thought for the day

Know yourself.
Accept yourself.
Love yourself.
Change the world.

Thought for the day

When I want to be astounded, I keep coming back to a fact I once read: the United States is 5% of the world's population, but we consume 20% of the world's resources. China and India have about half the world's population. What happens when then begin to reach the level of development of the United States? Do the math.

Thought for the day

The Almighty (or whoever it was) mad them male and female. Now we recognize that it was not the male and female genders, but the male and female principles that exist in all of us in various proportions. So our task is not gender ego, but healthy balance of these principles.

Thought for the day

What's with the American obsession with crudeness and violence?

Thought for the day

Take every object you own, put it on a chain and hang it around your neck.
You can't move.
Take every good thing you've ever done, and put it in your heart.
You'll fly.

Thought for the day

If you believe in God, then do what God expects of you.
If you don't believe in God, then do what the world needs of you.

Exciting new marketing campaigns in the American landscape

 HALLMARK GREETING CARDS has announced a new campaign to keep up with new trends in the American family. Though specific dates have not yet been selected, greeting cards have been designed for the following celebrations:

Surrogate Mother’s Day

Step-grandparents Day

Artificial Insemination Day

Baby Momma Day

Double Dad’s Day

Two Mom’s Day

Sperm Donor Dad’s Day

Howard Triteman, spokesman for Hallmark, said, “Being a family isn’t just being a family anymore.”

AMERICAN ACADEMY OF LIPOSUCTION has launched a new program to help obese people feel good about themselves and at the same time help the environment. All liposuction physicians will provide free delivery of all liposuctioned fat to a local processing facility to be turned into biofuel.

Says Dr. Hugo Lickman, “ We have a great resource obese Americans. They will feel good about giving back after taking so much.”

Could NIKE’S marketing ever get any better? Yes. A new marketing strategy will give a $10,000 prize to the man between 21 and 35 who can reach the highest testosterone level from just looking a Nike swoosh.

Dick Slickman, Nike representative, said, “We wanted to make the winner the quickest to get boner, but the legal department squashed that in a second.”

Thought for the day

Everyone needs someone who can lovingly tell them when they are acting like an asshole.

Thought for the day

Pay attention.

Let's Tango

Let’s Tango

Put on that sweet black dress

Spike heels and black net stockings

I’ll wear black as well

And a silk shirt

We’ll glide as on a breeze,

No, more like a gust

Of passion

Our bodies trusting

Eyes locked in a caress

Dancing, as if the music’s story

Was our own.

1000 Cranes

1000 Cranes

Are not enough to fill the skies

Or wipe out memories of the

Dead millions

Or provide the feathers

That stones and shells require

Or convince that life is

Permanent

Or diminish the assault on

Beauty

Or make you love me.

Thought for the day

Engaging the world in a creative and loving way is the real fountain of youth.

Thought for the day

To discover the humanity in another, first discover the humanity in yourself.

Thought for the day

We believe there's a hell because of all the people we know who belong there.

Love for Dummies

Love for Dummies

Table of Contents

Chapter 1            You fall into something, but it’s probably not love

Chapter 2            The hormones of love

Chapter 3            Love in the age of DYI

Chapter 4            How to look like a lover

Chapter 5            Sex and love, sex vs. love, sex without love, love without sex

Chapter 6            Self-love: mastery, mystery, masturbation

Chapter 7            Looking before you leap; doing it again to make sure

Chapter 8            The 27 easy steps to love

Chapter 9            Love humor: stumbling over love and picking yourself up

Chapter 10          Take the love test: have you made it?

Thought for the day

Anyone can give you advice.
Few can give you wisdom.

Thought for the day

Everyone has a right to their own path to God.

Thought for the day

Stupidity is exceedingly unbecoming.

Thought for the day

The resurrection of Jesus is a matter of faith.

The resurrection from human failure is a matter of hope.

Thought for the day

Entertain me me, and I will put you on a pedestal.
Challenge my conscience, and I will crucify you.

Love metaphors

Love Metaphors

Love is the whole world naked in a hot tub.

Love is a pair of human beings lost in the mystery.

Love is peeping through the keyhole at eternity.

Love is an orgasm that keeps on giving.

Love is us filled to bursting with you.

Love is a back flip into uncertain waters.

Love is the answer to every important question.

Love is a grand mystery disguised as a romance novel.

Love is an all-you-can-eat buffet of soul food.

Love is the most common prescription of Dr. Feelgood.

Love is the most misused word in the English language.

Love is a human invention with no instructions.

Love is what happens if we pay attention and work hard.

Love is the bottom line.

Thought for the day

Life fucks everybody.

Thought for the day

God is the accumulation of all the masks of God.
And more.
And less.