Fuck? Yeah!

Now that the SAT governing board has decided that there are some words that are too big, too obscure, too useless or too hard to spell, I say we just make it all easy. After all big and obscure words will make the world and life in it seem much more complicated and nuanced than it needs to be.

So I'm making these suggestions:

In all movies and TV programs, bleep out all the words but "fuck."

Require all poems written from now on to have at least one "fuck" in them.

Make a new edition of Roget's Thesaurus in which "fuck" is a synonym for every adjective in the English language.

Create a list of all variations of the word "fuck" so high school and college students can develop a more descriptive, colorful and nuanced vocabulary.

And I'm sure this is just a start.