Glory to the short and long of it
Tool and tube,
Pendulum swinging between
Turbid and flaccid.
Sower of seed,
Planter in the Garden of Earthly Delights.
Holder of bounteous nicknames,
Pal, confidant, friend in times of need.
Dreamer of enhancements,
Yet willing to answer duty’s call.
Love’s arrow.
Nature’s billion year experiment.
Lingum, rod, spear, bone,
Man’s second brain.
Source of endless pleasure.
(Well, for 2 or 3 minutes anyway.)
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