President

 The President of the United States must have integrity.

That counts Trump out.
The President of the United States must defend the Constitution.
Trump has already shown he won’t.
The President of the United States must perform well on the world stage.
Trump loves dictators.
The wife of the President of the United States must be visible and compassionate.
Melania is always on the runway.
The President of the United States should think of the American people first.
Trump is all about himself.