Cosmic Absurdity
Monday, July 3, 2017
Bill and Mary
Mary: Slow down. Do you see that red light? You missed the turn!
Bill: Yes, dear. (Thinking: Throw momma from the train.)
Bill: Do I have clean underwear?
Mary: Yes, dear. (Thinking: I’d like to shove it up your you know where.)
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